PROTIP of the Day: 105-Year-old Woman Says Bacon Keeps Her Healthy

Earlier this week, 105-year-old Pearl Cantrell of Richland Springs, Texas revealed her secret to a long life: bacon. She claims that because she eats the cured meat on a daily basis, she doesn't feel nearly as old as she is. After hearing about the three-day party in celebration of her momentous birthday, the cold cut produce company Oscar Mayer sent a Wienermobile to Cantrell's home to personally deliver the centenarian a supply of the cured meat.