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Boss hires inadequate daughter to replace top employee, employee refuses to train daughter and quits job instead: ‘She's not fit for the job’

Boss hires inadequate daughter to replace top employee, employee refuses to train daughter and quits job instead: ‘She's not fit for the job’

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17-year-old daughter retrieves late mother's belongings from the garbage after her stepmom tosses them out, father takes stepmom's side: ‘I'm not giving them back’

17-year-old daughter retrieves late mother's belongings from the garbage after her stepmom tosses them out, father takes stepmom's side: ‘I'm not giving them back’

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Rescued shy cheetah cub gets paired up with a playful puppy, and the two become instant best friends: 'The Labrador taught him that the world wasn't as scary as it seemed'

Rescued shy cheetah cub gets paired up with a playful puppy, and the two become instant best friends: 'The Labrador taught him that the world wasn't as scary as it seemed'

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Woman demands friends replan Egypt trip when she fails to complete her ETA in time, her friends go without her so she insists they reimburse her: “The accommodations and flights were nonrefundable"

Woman demands friends replan Egypt trip when she fails to complete her ETA in time, her friends go without her so she insists they reimburse her: “The accommodations and flights were nonrefundable"

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Aunt bakes cake for 8-year-old niece every birthday, protests when family uses it as smash cake for six years in a row: 'Not only am I not making the cake, I'm not going to the birthday party either'

Aunt bakes cake for 8-year-old niece every birthday, protests when family uses it as smash cake for six years in a row: 'Not only am I not making the cake, I'm not going to the birthday party either'

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Company forced to pay $6000 to fix tech issue after boss demands sole IT employee deletes his account on his last day at the job: ‘You asked me to do this’

Company forced to pay $6000 to fix tech issue after boss demands sole IT employee deletes his account on his last day at the job: ‘You asked me to do this’

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