of all the pedophiles you know..

When walking home after a rough day, do not immediately turn to the guy in the car beeping at you and call him a f**king degenerate pedophile. It will be your father trying to give you a ride. He will stop the car, get out, put you over his shoulder like when you were 7, and throw you in the car. You will have a very uncomfortable conversation about where you learned your manners and vocabulary. everyone around will stare. and possibly call the police. #LFMF