They Are Innately Scientific Animals

You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

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Unemployed Cousin moves in, repays the favor by freeloading, stealing family heirlooms and her grandmother’s medical equipment: ‘Mia is blocked from everywhere, so I hope not to hear anything from her again’

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