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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 2, 2024) 1

Mom tries to charge friend who used to babysit 13-year-old daughter $400 to spend time with her after she begins modeling: 'You're dealing with a future superstar' 2

24 Gen X Memes for 80s Kids Raised on Hose Water (November 1, 2024) 3

Mom uses 16-year-old daughter's college fund to pay for mental health treatment after she stole a car and crashed it, paternal grandparents admonish mom for using their late son's money: 'It’s favoritism by taking from her account and not her siblings' 4

Dad stalls on giving back Lego figurines to brother's teenage kids after his 8-year-old son takes them, faces payback: 'I saw him for coffee and I reminded him that I wanted all our stuff back' 5

Mom insists that her 20-year-old daughter who has lived on her own since she was 18 give her her birth certificate, Social Security card, and passport: 'She thinks that she has a right to all of my things' 6

Sweet Hooman Finds Spicy Orange Kitten ‘KG’ On the Street: He Takes Feline In, Nurses Her Back to Health, and Experiences A Newfound Love for Furry Felines 1

Hide-and-Seek the cat way. 2

It's a pawmise. 3

Pawndering. 4

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (November 1, 2024) 5

High class listening. 6