At least not when im golfing

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 1

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 2

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 15, 2024) 3

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 4

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 5

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 6

The purrfect seat 1

Purrfect 2

He didn't know, he's innocent! 3

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 4

If I fitz... I sleepz 5

Every single one 6