Happy Friday! But You Can't Have Piña Coladas to Celebrate!

You know what? Don't even bring in anything that's brown, round and hairy. Probably shouldn't mess with anything white or shredded, either. Just avoid bringing in any food items at all. Our co-workers and clients thank you.

~OLJ

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