Ohhh. So dats waht happens when I shake teh sodaz. sry.

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 14, 2024) 1

Child-free woman refuses to cover niece's college tuition after she's publicly humiliated at her graduation party: ‘Must be nice having all that extra money and no responsibilities’ 2

34-year-old buys first house, entitled parents protest when he refuses to share it with them: 'While I'm happy to help them in other ways, I'm not ready to share my home' 3

Woman Refuses to Prioritize Children Over New Husband, Eldest Daughter Accuses Her of Being Absent as She Steps Up to Care for Siblings, Mother Sees Kids as Ungrateful 4

Horse caretaker gets fired over text after confirming they can work the upcoming weekend: 'This kind of business needs to be shut down' 5

IT boss insists that salaried employee has to work during vacation, employee discovers a clever way to avoid their boss: 'I won't be expected to work?' 6

It's Cuddle-Time. 1

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (December 13, 2024) 2

He speaks Meowpanese. 3

Great Purrformance! 4

Toilet Purrpurr 5

I'm just a kitty 6