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Mom demands grandma cut short 5 day vacation to babysit 4-year-old and 6-year-old, gets offended when she tells her she's disappointed: 'I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate'

Mom demands grandma cut short 5 day vacation to babysit 4-year-old and 6-year-old, gets offended when she tells her she's disappointed: 'I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate'

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Childless orange cat heartwarmingly adopts two tiny kittens his pawrents found, instantly making them feel part of the family: 'We're proud of him'

Childless orange cat heartwarmingly adopts two tiny kittens his pawrents found, instantly making them feel part of the family: 'We're proud of him'

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37-year-old asks friend to keep her cat while she moves, promises to fund the foster process, but disappears for four years: 'It hasn't been her cat in years, she abandoned it.'

37-year-old asks friend to keep her cat while she moves, promises to fund the foster process, but disappears for four years: 'It hasn't been her cat in years, she abandoned it.'

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Father finds a feline under a hood in his car shop, brings him to his delighted daughter to be adopted: 'Just that morning I'd made a remark about wanting a kitten.'

Father finds a feline under a hood in his car shop, brings him to his delighted daughter to be adopted: 'Just that morning I'd made a remark about wanting a kitten.'

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