(Doing the laundry) Me: Eww, dad's underwear. Dad: You know, when I go to the doctor and they ask for a urine, semen and stool sample I just give them a pair of my underwear and tell them, "You'll find some of each on these." Me: That's just wrong on so many levels.
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