You're Going to Get a Little Muddy
This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.
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