My Money's On the One With the Gun
Last I checked, even the biznitchinest escutcheon was still incapable of properly deflecting bullets... - Matty Malaprop
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19-year-old stepson refuses to speak to father's partner for a year, protests when she won't pay for him to join them on vacation: 'He's had no relationship with me or my daughter'
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