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    Hair - Rosa that's crazy They re babies.. Terry, just call theman Uber They're six. They can take the subway daydrinkbeliever: Vodka aunt v. Wine mom 10
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    Product - Siv @SilviuMajor Looking at posts from people trying to sell mirrors is my new favourite thing A
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    Art - Charlotte From Tweets @Cyberbunbun oh yeah, The Shape Of Water was great, I love that director, uh, what was his name, uh... Oh, right, BALLISTIC GEL TORSO
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    Text - Work happy hours are weird. There's always that one person that never says a word and the next thing you know they're humping a lamp after one mai tai BA rgrds
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    Text - Guns N' Roses have really toned it down. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN PLEASE RESPECT THE RULES WELCOME TO THE GARDEN PLEASE RESPECT THE RULES WE GOT ALL THE PLANTS YOU WANT WE TEND THEM WITH OUR TOOLS WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CAN GROW WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED IF YOU'VE GOT THE MONEY, HONEY WE'VE GOT YOUR DAISIES GARDEN, WELCOME TO THE GARDEN WATCH IT BRING IN ALL THE.. SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BEES, BEES
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    Vegetation - Herro: CA NM FL GA SOON SOON SOON @Jackalcakes My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong
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    Cook - The correct way to cut onions
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    Photo caption - He's so small he can sneak through the fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
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    Text - 36 Punch More Nazis @KendraJames my rent is $1181 a month. my student loans are $445 a month for the next 12 years. my auto payment is $229 a month. i also enjoy eating. The Atlantic @TheAtlantic Why aren't Millennials saving money? theatln.tc/2gehlTc
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    Bodybuilding - khanyo wa se taboo @ThatKhanyoGuyy me at the gym
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    Text - winter fool's spring second winter spring of deception third winter mud season T minus 14 Days actual spring You Are Here summer false fall second summer (1 week) actual fall
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    Text - Friend: "Can you watch my baby?" Me: "Sorry, I'm just sooo busy" Friend: "Can you watch my dog?" Me: "OMG YES A MILLION TIMES YES THIS IS THE GREATEST HONOR YOU COULD EVER BESTOW ON ME" @nottoopretty
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    Text - Alex losiovich @Alex_losiovich Amillion data breaches isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion data breaches. @vicenews VICE News BREAKING: Zuck has finally spoken bit.ly/ 2GU45KW
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    Eyewear - Me driving to a supermarket two towns over to avoid seeing anyone I know @nottoopretty
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    Text - when you said you gonna get up early but you was sleeping thru all the alarms there was an attempt
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    Text - Me when I leave work every day Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas IM FREEEEEE!!!!!! WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE
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    Cartoon - When I try to cook something by myself CORN FLAKES MILK
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    Text - When my ex says he's changed. Who l @zero_fucksgirl trust more than my ex: 1. Serial killers 2. Sharks 3. My loser ex before him 4. Poisonous snakes 5. Pinocchio
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    Text - Me waiting for my soulmate to show up at my house cus my lazy ass doesn't go anywhere @zero_fucksgirl
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    Product - Came home from work and saw this idiot waiting for me
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    Furniture - Me searching for a reason not to quit my job and move to Antarctica to become a penguin herder.. @girlsthinkimfunny
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    Text - When she asks where I learned to do that thing she likes, I'm like...
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    Text - sam @vitacocoa i love calling ppl "b" cus they never know what u mean. bitch? babe? barnacle boy? they'll never know
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    Selfie - me after I peer pressure all my friends into getting fucked up MNTER
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    Cage - When you and your friend are stuck at work, but keep tagging each other in relatable memes.. G @ Taxo_
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    Yellow - If you're gonna fall, fall with a boner CAUTION WET FLOOR
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    Face - Kids say the realest things @wittyidiot What is Love? Aneurochemical con job.
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    Photo caption - Me looking for the part in a long ass paragraph that im gonna reply to
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    Product - ANTEFIURE Omg you ok Wtf happen My mom in the hospital I had to Take a pic for next time I call out
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    Text - Prachi @prachid_ 1d When your mom so you make a whole fake assignment to get it back finds your weed+ bowl Where did you hide your prop? Senior Health Instructor Thd it n one of my draweis that I knau Shi was gong to open today. Number: 732-584-1948 ext 433 Dear Parents/Guardians, You are receiving this leter because you have found one of three things in your child's possession: a pregnancy test, fake drugs, or an empty beer bottle. First of all, I apologize for any conflict I may have ca
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    Text - Loaf @Naan_Binary Every british politician sounds like a dark souls boss The Right Honourable The Lord Adonis The Right Honourable The Lord Falconer of Thoroton PC PC QC The Baroness Bakewell of Hardington Mandeville The Right Honourable The Lord Archer of Weston-super-Mare MBE Member of the House of Lords Incumbent Assumed office 15 October 2013 1/30/18, 5:24 PM 6,864 Retweets 13.5K Likes
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    Text - danny @ kiwami @blackmesa when you are constantly anxious but you don't know why X ок X
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    Needlework - WARNING This is proof I have the patience to stab Something 1,000 times.
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    People - My favorite 'Avengers: Infinity War' set photo so far
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    Platypus - Gaius lulius Caesar @g_iul_caesar Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history God: 20/03/2018 12:51
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    Photo caption - When someone asks which one of Plato's works you like best I love the Republic
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    Product - Not all heroes wear capes A Woman Chugged an Entire $200 Bottle of Cognac Rather Than Give It to Airport Security munchies.vice.com
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    Text - the greatest moment in tv history was when jamie oliver showed children how mcnuggets are made and smugly said 'now who would still eat this?' and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad THE
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    Illustration - When you have the perfect meme for a situation but you have to search through your 8,000+ meme archive to find it
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    Cat - when you get out of the shower and gotta start getting ready but you just sit on the bed looking like this
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    Text - itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011 somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids. DougExeter @DougExeter 4h dont have kids 1 ti itsneishabby@_ZeeTaughtMe 1h Too late my daughter is about to be one next month 1 DougExeter @DougExeter 5m you should have said five years itsneishabby Follow @ZeeTaughtMe Replying to @DougExeter You right 12:22 PM-21 Mar 2018 ta >
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    Painting - Immediately following an ancient dad joke
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    Text - blake @stopblakefogle *playing beer pong at some random dude's house* Me: so is that... balls back? Dude: haha I called cooling down so you can't heat up plus your shot was a triple Island and you only made one cup and your beer is a craft so that's double the cup penalty - sorry house rules dude.
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    Automotive wheel system - When watching a TV series Me: Oh, I like that character. I hope he doesn't die Character: 000
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    Text - Karthik Balakrishnan @karthikb351 Was slightly mindblown when I discovered this. The two parts to the word "helicopter" are not "heli" and "copter", but "helico" meaning spiral, and "pter" meaning with wings, like pterodactyl.
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    Picture frame - @red3blog @red3blog For all who might require it, I offer what is perhaps the finest artistic masterpiece yet known to humanity 3:03 AM- Dec 1, 2017 108 t11.704 25,202
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    Hair - when the customer ur dealing with asks to speak to the manager n the manager says the same thing u did
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    Hardwood - the good lord done blessed me AYPA today i bumped into a table and my fish flipped over
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    Text - Husband: Do you ever have the feeling we should have another kid? Me: @DIFFICULTMOMMY Isometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
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