Costume Party: Extra Sausage

'Boss forbids me from emailing/communicating with upper management': Boss tries to control employee's communications, employee uses his own write-up as evidence against her 1

'I ghosted a bad job offer': Candidate ghosts recruiter after getting offered $15K less per year, recruiter won't stop calling 2

'The landlord requested a new paint job': Sailors get back at landlord by painting his rental property from floor to roof 3

'He’s upset my head might be somewhere else': Boss tries to use worker's hobby of painting miniatures against them 4

'[I] told them I would not be returning to work': Young worker told by boss to accept job reassignment or find a new one, chooses the latter option 5

'We only do deliveries over the phone': Cashier refuses to take delivery order in person, customer calls from the lobby 6

'[The] customer thought we were moving her stuff too slow': Movers refund entitled customer to avoid her negative reviews 1

'The install guy had to call me three times': Internet provider refuses to cancel customer's service, customer makes them drive to the middle of nowhere to prove they can't install satellite internet 2

'The interviewer was surprised': Candidate does their research, surprises interviewer by firmly requesting role's salary range 3

'If they figure it out, you're going to get fired': Employee with three managers does nothing at work for a decade, claiming his plate is always full 4

'Give me your lunch! Or else!': Woman files HR complaint, alleging racial discrimination after coworker refuses to swap lunches 5

'My coworker named her baby Strawberry Rain': 20+ cringeworthy baby names 6