Oaths Always Tend to Box You In...
I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop
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A Victory Lap of 31 Memes to Celebrate Life's Little Wins
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16-year-old informs his teachers that he is not required to do any of the schoolwork they assign him: 'You can still give me the work if you choose, but it won't get done.'
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Employee gets called up for jury duty, boss forbids them from taking a week of unpaid leave: 'You have 2-3 days max'
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Mom insists 15-year-old daughter be the bigger person after an argument with her 40-year-old stepdad: 'Ma'am, I am literally 15.'
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Boss schedules 'mandatory fun meeting' at 4:55 PM on a Friday to review the 'wins' of the week: 'This is the micromanager’s way of making sure nobody ducks out early on a Friday.'
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