16 Hilarious Interview Tips That'll Help You Get The Job

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Ada Elder
Mar 26, 2018 12:00 PM EDT

Job hunting can be a real drag, but if you try these tips your interviews will definitely get interesting.

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    People - When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk & say "It was foretold." Stare at them.
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    Job - If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta.
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    People - Take a call during the interview. Say talk now I'm going into a tunnel- a tunnel of hope!" Wink at interviewer.
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    People - When it's your turn to ask a question say "Does this job come with a free apron cos I'm gonna be cooking." 1 finger gun.
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    Job - Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal orien- tated, thank you."
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    People - Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking spreadsheet and punching the air
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    People - Tell them you're'not an applicant, you're an appliCAN, Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise.
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    People - Be confident but subtle. Tap 'team player in Morse code on the desk with a pen.
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    Job - Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon.
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    People - If through nerves you feel you have to belch in the interview, belch a word in your favour like "enthusiastic"
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    Job - If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of distributing Kitkat to emphasise leadership.
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    People - When asked to describe yourself in 5 words, say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs.
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    Job - When asked if youfound the place OK, say "I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks.
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    Job - If asked to describe yourself in 5 words, say "I Will Bring In Cakes!" Produce brownie from your jacket pocket and smile
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    People - At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day! "you look like my real father."
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    Job - Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them "Jobsy" or "Jobbo".
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