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49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

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'My friend said I owe her half my inheritance': Woman insists newly-rich friend share money, then blocks them when they refuse

'My friend said I owe her half my inheritance': Woman insists newly-rich friend share money, then blocks them when they refuse

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Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

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New homeowners discover that their entitled neighbor built a fence 10 feet over the property line, sparking legal conflict: '[He] knows exactly what he did'

New homeowners discover that their entitled neighbor built a fence 10 feet over the property line, sparking legal conflict: '[He] knows exactly what he did'

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'You are never allowed in our store again': 20+ Workers who told customers to get out

'You are never allowed in our store again': 20+ Workers who told customers to get out

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Employees working grueling 12-hour days are told they're not allowed to leave 5 minutes early and must stay until 6 pm, they comply but stop doing extra work, bringing productivity to a standstill for 3 weeks: 'The manager only lasted another 6 months'

Employees working grueling 12-hour days are told they're not allowed to leave 5 minutes early and must stay until 6 pm, they comply but stop doing extra work, bringing productivity to a standstill for 3 weeks: 'The manager only lasted another 6 months'

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