15 Hilarious Texts From People Who Know What Humor Is

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Mar 28, 2018 11:00 AM EDT

How's your sense of humor?

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    Text - 100% BrightSide +7 (920) 525-65-89 Chats online And then I want to give you the most beautiful ring becase you are the most beautiful girl in the world. And after the wed ding, I will take you to Paris. Excuse me, who is this? Oops, wrong number No, hold on. Not a wrong number I'll even say yes without the beautiful ring
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    Dog - BrightSide 66 % Daddy KChats online Walk the dog. Ok, make sure she's ready in 15 minutes Almost done
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    Text - 12 % BrightSide Mom Chats online I'm leaving for the weekend. I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.
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    Text - 52 % BrightSide Chris KChats online I eat too much No way! What are you saying! I just ate 2 hamburgers! Come on, I just ate 7 cookies. Wow, you have cookies. The door is open, come on over
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    Text - BrightSide 20 %) Paul Chats online Can you believe it! I probably have a doubled segment of a kidney. Let's sell it! 468
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    Text - BrightSide 12 % Alex KChats online What's the most dangerous game you've ever played? One morning, I closed my eyes after I turned off the alarm.
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    Text - 66 % BrightSide Mike Chats online My daughter hurt her lip It's bleeding. None of her sisters knows what's happened. Well, at least they know the first rule of Fight Club.
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    Arm - 66% BrightSide Ann Chats online These girls remind me of us. Haha. Only in our case, we wouldn't eat as much as they do.
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    Text - 66 % BrightSide Steve KChats online A long-distance relationship isn't my thing. Why not? Because I consider my bedroom to be too far from my kitchen.
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    Text - 52 % BrightSide Helen Chats online Just rise above the situation. I can't I'm only 4'9 tall
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    Text - 66% BrightSide Alex KChats online If you went to a desert island and were allowed to take only one book, which book would it be? I think I would take "Harry Potter. And I would have taken "How to Build a Raft."
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    Dog - 52% .BrightSide Michael KChats online If you had to guess what's my spirit animal? This dog. They threw him a ball and he came back with a potato 100
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    Text - BrightSide 12 % Sally Chats online How to draw a tree. Draw a seed. Wait.
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    Text - 52% BrightSide Camilla Chats online Today I saw a page of a guy I know. He wrote that he has changed his life 360 degrees. This why it's so important to study math at school.
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    Text - BrightSide 12 % Jim Chats online Are you drinking again? Drinking alcohol is less dangerous for an organism than taking everything personally.
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