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Twin siblings refuse to apologize to stepmother in therapy after they stayed at their grandparent’s while bio dad was in the hospital, causing family feud about fairness: “It felt like everything we talked about was for nothing”

Twin siblings refuse to apologize to stepmother in therapy after they stayed at their grandparent’s while bio dad was in the hospital, causing family feud about fairness: “It felt like everything we talked about was for nothing”

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Pilot defends their seaplane from HOA members: '[I] told them I have no intention of changing anything'

Pilot defends their seaplane from HOA members: '[I] told them I have no intention of changing anything'

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Parents refuse to name their baby 'Henry' after his paternal grandfather, grandmother berates them for not following family tradition of naming male heirs 'James' or 'Henry': 'She said I was breaking a tradition that went back hundreds of years'

Parents refuse to name their baby 'Henry' after his paternal grandfather, grandmother berates them for not following family tradition of naming male heirs 'James' or 'Henry': 'She said I was breaking a tradition that went back hundreds of years'

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Entitled parent outraged when a fellow mom refuses to drive them roundtrip to her own daughter's birthday party: 'I can't, I'll be hosting a party'

Entitled parent outraged when a fellow mom refuses to drive them roundtrip to her own daughter's birthday party: 'I can't, I'll be hosting a party'

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19-year-old accused of being cheap by friend group after refusing to pay for friend's expensive meal: 'We usually order similar-priced meals, not something 4x more expensive'

19-year-old accused of being cheap by friend group after refusing to pay for friend's expensive meal: 'We usually order similar-priced meals, not something 4x more expensive'

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33-year-old wife pressures husband to become stay-at-home dad, he demands to have a share of her real estate business in return: 'I want some security'

33-year-old wife pressures husband to become stay-at-home dad, he demands to have a share of her real estate business in return: 'I want some security'

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