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‘I kid you not…’: Guy stumbles upon job posting for a position he was rejected for, concocts a plan with the recruiter and lands a 2nd interview with the same manager 1

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 2

27 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (June 1, 2024) 3

Boss pressures employee to use vacation time, employee demands money to plan his trip: 'It quickly turned into a Boomer v. Millennial Showdown' 4

34 Lord of the Rings Memes from the Depths of Middle-Earth (June 1, 2024) 5

22 Fangtastic Feline Funnies of Cats Living Their Best Lives To Inspire Your Weekend Plans 6

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It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 2

Come back later 3

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Worth it 5

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #347 6