Things to Do With Your "Lord of the Rings" Uruk-Hai Scimitar

Replica prop swords aren't just for swanky cosplay or backyard shadow-fencing, they also make excellent tools to use around the house, as tumblr user zohbugg found out! What would you do with your own Uruk-Hai scimitar (other than the obvious pillaging and hobbit-skewering)?