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Women Reveal The Most Cringe-worthy Things Guys Have Done To Impress Them

Dudes, please take note.

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    Text - [-] brandana_inc 1506 points 14 hours ago When the tallest guy in the bar is bragging about how long his butt crack is.
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    Text - [catls234 2655 points 17 hours ago Bragging about how great they are at pleasing women sexually. Based on experience, the more they brag, the more likely they're still using the "trick" that made some naive prom queen squeal in the back seat of their parents' car back in high school. It took me a long time to realize it's the quiet but confident guys you have to watch out for...
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    Text - [-] SugarButterFlourEgg 2269 points 16 hours ago Putting other women down. That's not telling me I'm special, it's telling me you have issues with women in general
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    Text - -] DrProfessorElizabutt 4145 points 23 hours ago When they have a shitty honda civic with a poorly done body kit, and are blasting music so loud that you can hear the plastic of their poorly done body kit rattling
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    Text - [xdonutx 511 points 14 hours ago "I drive better when I'm drunk" Great. Are you willing to risk your life as well as the lives of the innocent because you're too fucking macho to admit you need an Uber? So manly.
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    Text - [-] aeosyn 197 points 16 hours ago Pretending like you know something you don't There's this one guy that constantly presents shallow information as fact and when presented with the actual info just keeps confidently repeating the same unsubstantiated vague info. Thick headed douche.
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    Text - SeriesOfAdjectives 2140 points 22 hours ago If you cat-call a woman, you will look like a freaking prick every single time. I'm not sure what's going on in men's heads when they yell suggestive things to me on the street. You're just scaring me and making me angry.
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    Text - [-ndcoco 2856 points 22 hours ago Working incredibly hard to act tough, manly, strong, and cool. There's a reason that Hugh Jackman is smiling with a sweater on for the cover of Good Housekeeping. Be confident. I want to see that a guy could take the cookies out of the oven and watch a good movie with me, not rip someone's teeth out over a perceived slight to his manhood. That aggressiveness would make me just roll my eyes until they fell out of my head.
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    Text - [-] tu-meke 609 points 14 hours ago Unsolicited dick pics! First of all I don't want to see your penis and second of all even if did, what am I meant to do with a picture of your dick? Print it off and shove it up my vag? Get out of here man.
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    Text - [- cchings 1863 points 23 hours ago Too much cologne or body spray or whatever nasty-ass fragrance they use these days. Your deodorant is plenty. I shouldn't be choking on your cloud of smell.
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    Text - [-] jklcd 57 points 16 hours ago Designer jean's with bedazzled back pockets
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    Text - [-] Mokitty 534 points 16 hours ago Negging. I don't give a shit if you think I would look prettier doing x or y or z. Telling me I should get my hair dyed or get lip injections or anything like that makes me dislike you. It does not make me want to earn your approval. It just makes you an ass.
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    Text - [] MuppetManiac 455 points 17 hours ago If you're doing it specifically to impress a woman, that thing. Whatever it is.
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    Text - [- zeromultiplied 123 points 15 hours ago Telling stories about the time they were seriously injured but they were doing X activity. It bugs me because it makes younger boys think they should be a 'man' and ignore their body when it's telling them something is wrong. big and tough and ignored their injury to keep
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    Text - [-] marbah96 102 points 15 hours ago Spit on the street. I have seen every man I know do it. I cannot understand.
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