The Angsty Song (to the tune of Bruno Mars’ The Lazy Song) Today I don't feel like doing anything I just want to hammer my head Feel like I’ve given up all hope, so would you please pass me that rope? 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I’m gonna stare at my feet, then curse at the Man Turn my TV on, flip the bird ‘cause I can Damn news networks can’t tell me what’s right I’ll be sinkin’ in my couch just feelin’ like a flunkie Goin’ through withdrawal, why the hel...
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