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30 Amusing Memes And Tweets To Soothe Your Weary Soul

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    Text - Hunter J @Hunter_GrahamJ Group projects are the best Today 12:28 PM Hey guys, I have to go to jail tomorrow until Sunday, can we talk about the assignment on Sunday today? Text Message I'm Yeah QW ERTYUIOP
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    Community - Ellen is so talented she can interview a guest without being able to see him @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUC
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    Text - A Quiet Place (2018) Nebody has Said 14 min! in
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    Child - When you small horse last night & everyone drank enough to kill a expected you to be hungover AF, but you show up like.. IGToxo
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    Text - Ok now what do I fucking do? @highfiveexpert You'll accomplish more later if you take some time for yourself. 58 17 28 29 37 WING'S You'll accomplish more if you WING'S start now. 3 20 27 36 39 49
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    Text - Marc Jacobs is more extra than guac @wittyidiot DO UN Style Marc Jacobs proposed to his boyfriend with a flashmob at Chipotle
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    People - When u organize a group outing and everyone ends up canceling except for that one friend ur not crazy about @MasiPopa
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    Cartoon - when ur jaw getting tired but he starts moaning The song has restored my strength
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    Face - Victor Manuel is with Victora Manuela. Mar 31 at 12:30pm In a Relationship with Victora Manuela March 31
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    Text - Always read your clothing labels very carefully, ya douches @wittyidiot 100% COTTON MACHINE WASH COLD ITS NEVER SO HOT THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT DONT BE THAT GUY
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    Text - neyda @wolfyneyda do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn't wanna take u 4/6/18, 2:11 PM
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    Text - alexa @alexarosecarter so my 12 year old sister made this sign and held it up in the airport in front of EVERYONE asi was walking down the escalator after my SCHOOL trip WELCOME ALEXA НОМЕ FROM REHAB WELCOME GNO MORE ALEXA MaRE NEEDLES RUG FREE НОМЕ FROM YE N MORE REHAB ORUG FREE BYE DAYS 06 SOBER!!! BYE 90 DAYS SOBERI!!
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    Cartoon - When you eat healthy during the week and then binge on the weekend, ruining all your progress @tank.sinatra VI VII Whatever. 1 tried
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    Text - nock @turdwig_ what do you normally do don't you work out at home Yeah just like Crunches, sit ups, bicycle kicks, Burt bees, jumping jacks, squats the simple ones LOL BEESWAX LIP B SH AX LIP BALM burt bees BURT'S BEES BURT'S BEES I'm sorry HAHAHA IDK HOW TO SPELL IT burpees?? burt bees Aa BURT'S BEES BEESWAX LIP BALM
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    Advertising - Philip Lewis @Phil_Lewis_ "Report your competition." Bruh ATTENTION DRUG DEALERS Report Your Competition 330-333-1TIP FEyCrugSesre Funds LAMAR
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    Text - Noah Kinsey @thenoahkinsey leither give too many fucks about something or I don't give any fucks I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution
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    Text - Brooke @brookeheinichen ARNUAL SHFEST My goal is to get famous enough that when I don't wear makeup it's "inspiring" and "natural" instead of "hey you look tired today."
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    Product - "We're only going for 1 day pack light" Mе:
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    Text - @ 49% ll Verizon 12:08 AM Marshal YOU MATCHED WITH MARSHAL ON 4/6/18 How much food do I have to buy for you to have sex with me? I'm willing to do one container of hummus
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    Barechested - 97% of people when they get a text about their Uber arriving drgrayfang
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    Text - viking (feat. pitbull) @NOTVIKING my gf is crying, weeping, while playing mariokart. "are you gonna let me win one?" fuck no. i'm not taking a dive because you don't know how to aim with green shells. this is real life. grow up
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    Headphones - If you don't love me Then you don't deserve me at my at my @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS
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    Job - Interviewer: Why do you want to work here? Me: I want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bullshit @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS
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    Text - langley @isailangley i was sent this blessing today so l wanna share too haha S1.C The $2:E1"THE DUNDIES S4:E9"DINNER PARTY $5:E14 "STRESS RELIEF: PART 1 S7:811"CLASSY CHRISTMAS: PART 1 S2:E12"THE INJURY S5:E26CAS U AL FRIDAY S7:E17THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT Office BEST EPISODES WATCH WHEN You WANTTO daugh $1:E5"BASKETBALL S2:E1"THE DUNDIES S4:E9"DINNER PARTY $5:514 "STRESS RELIEF: PART 1 S7:E11"CLASSY CHRISTMAS: PART 1 S2:E12"THE INJURY S5: E26"CASUAL FRIDAY 7:E1"THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT WATCH W
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    Cartoon - me and my friends hanging out CX XX Crying in the corner huh? Mind if join ya? ININ
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    Text - Me: "I'm making some coffee, want a cup?" Friend: "Yeah I take mine with sugar and cream." Me @thenight_shift You're a long way from Starbucks, homie
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    Product - When you're trying everything to make your relationship work
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    Explosion - Even the Burning Man gets more action than me some body.special
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    Owl - when i try to hide my social anxiety in public Look how calm she is as well!
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    Text - laura le @melaurale So my dads telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me Laura, which if you say it in a Vietnamese accent it's lau-ra, which means "long time to come out...IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN 4/8/18, 8:01 AM

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