All Your Armrests Are Belong to Me AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE: THE PERSON IN THE MIDDLE GETS BOTH ARMRESTS. AISLE GUY GETS LEGROOM/BATHROOM ACCESS, WINDOW GUY GETS THE WINDOW AND A PLACE TO REST HIS HEAD. DON'T BE GREEDY. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet! Add as a preferredsource on Google Advertisement via ASB Tags airplanes flying planes rules windows Like Show Comments Hide Comments