(My Dad, Mom, And I walking around looking in shops) Dad: My favorite part of going into the store is leaving. Its a special feeling. (We walk into another store) Dad: (really loudly) YOU'RE MAKING ME WAIT TO GET MY SPECIAL FEELING!!! Me: *facepalm*
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