50+ Very Wrong And Very Funny 'Harry Potter' Subtitles

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Ada Elder
Apr 10, 2018 1:00 PM EDT

Tumblr user ronweasle dug up some amazingly bad subtitles from a VCD copy of The Chamber of Secrets. Many of the errors are pure gold, from constant misspellings of the Malfoys names, to the mysterious addition of a character named P2. If only the same copy featured a dub version - hearing these lines come from the cast's mouths would be positively amazing.

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    Eyewear - There is a plot, a plot to make the terrible thing happened
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    Room - l am warning you, if you talk to the bloodly bird
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    Scene - Then you'll have to go
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    Drama - Donit move until your mayor arrive.
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    Snapshot - Dobi! Stoop
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    Text - Harry Potter mustn't be argry with Dobi..
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    Photo caption - Harry Weszly
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    Photo caption - Harry Weszly
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    Nose - You best help if I don't barge your window
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    Facial expression - That only works in magic. Thing is fascinating
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    Photograph - Mum, Hogward is very expensive.
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    Photo caption - That's right, take your food powder. Don't forget to.speak very clearly
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    Movie - But Harry hasnft tried food powder before, mum
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    Beard - I was looking for flesh summer powder, cabbages
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    Movie - ilo Ladies and gentlemens, this is a strong man thislis
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    Movie - Reach incidently currently ages 27 weeks best selling
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    Screenshot - Luicius?
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    Photo caption - Lois Malfroy
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    Face - You disgraced to the name of wizard. Did they pay you well for it?
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    Mode of transport - Oh no, we must be flowing
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    Animation - So you showned up in my bedroom. We can't get through the barrack
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    Darkness - I will assure you the way you're slithering as your fatal risked with me
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    People - Mandrake or Mandangora is use for a fime receipt to petrify to the original
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    People - Look everyone, Weasley got himself a hi-lo
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    Facial expression - Go on Ron, I only flew the ground once.
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    Facial expression - It was horrible.
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    Photo caption - If you put another toad out of line. We'll put you straight home.
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    People - Genie dear, congratulation on the Griffindor
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    Snapshot - Allican remember...
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    Photo caption - Of which is the most charming smile award. But I ain't talk about that.
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    Movie - I didn't get the bang and bang sheet from smiling at it
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    Movie - I've spent my summer revising a whole new credit for Maths
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    Movie - The clothes is in 2001 how did you get those?
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    People - A gift from Jacka's father.
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    Movie - You see Weasley unlike some, Malfroy can afford the best
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    People - Malfroy?
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    People - You will pay for that Malfroy
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    Scene - Malfroy, he called Hermione...
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    Face - Not blood that found in someone who's not born. Some one with no magic parent
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    Movie - Fame is a ficker fame Harry
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    Nose - heard it first in McGonagall's office. And then again just now.
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    Movie - Is Voldemort's cat.
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    Holy places - Tha eachrof Sealfhas been opened Ehert Ware The Tower of secret has been opened Enemy of the lab..Beware
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    Social group - Enemy of the lab beware?
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    People - You'll be next mug blood!
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    Text - She's not dead Hagrid. she has been petrified.
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    Human - What do you expect? Pumpkin juicy?
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    Adventure game - Here is it, the poison.
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    Movie - Go on stupid
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    Movie - The thing we make sure is the thing that kill their daughter is slaughter.
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    Black - P2 Stand aside
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    Movie - Give me my wood , Tom
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    Movie - You didn't think HI keep my filthy mother father name.
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    Photo caption - Dumbledor is the greatest in the world.
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    Movie - Croy, Bud, where have you 2 been?
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    Movie - They are embarassment to the wisdom world e
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    Movie - I am only thinking about death.
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    Movie - Uhhh, what a crap
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