Punctuation Pirates WIN

'We moved out without telling them': Intrusive landlord enforces monthly inspections, tenants move out, forcing him to scramble 1

Barista gets reprimanded by manager for not giving a customer her phone number: ' 2

‘Get out of my house’: Home seller discovers buyer moved into their house before closing date, leading to legal dispute when seller demands she leaves 3

New boss ruins everything, derails a high-functioning team, leading to key employee's departure: 'For a 0% raise I'm giving 0% effort' 4

'Karen had made a complaint to the board': Entitled neighbor tattles to HOA about boat issue, is forced to admit defeat 5

‘The system makes no sense’: New hire refuses to accept company's payroll system, accusing manager of withholding his pay 6

‘Get out of my house’: Home seller discovers buyer moved into their house before closing date, leading to legal dispute when seller demands she leaves 1

New boss accuses sick worker of scamming the company, backfires: 'They were absolutely NOT prepared for someone to know more about their claims than they did' 2

'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024) 3

'I bought $40 wire elf ears. I have worn them zero times': 25+ Times people spent good money on terrible products 4

'A guy proposed to his girlfriend of two weeks at my senior prom': 25+ Moments of cringe that happened in front of other people 5

CEO gifts employees $25K after working for 25 years, coworker going on 27 years gets snubbed: 'I've been working here 27 years and all I got [...] was a plaque' 6