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30+ Funny Tweets About Adulting That Are Scary Real

Adulting is hard. These Funny Tweets are a great reminder that you're not alone.

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    Text - Jacky Jaacccky Follow You know you're old when your parents ask you what you want for your bday and you say to pay one of your bills 3:50 AM - 20 Jan 2016 2 4
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    Text - Kevin Farzad Follow @KevinFarzad "Your 20s are the best of years of your life!" I whisper as I eat uncooked Top Ramen over the kitchen sink. 11:54 PM - 23 Aug 2013 94 233
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    Text - coolnormal Follow @christinefriar one cool thing about getting older is trends come back around and you get to cosplay earlier versions of yourself 2:37 PM 26 Sep 2016 1714 58
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    Text - Deborah Maroulis Follow @yaddathree 99% of being an adult is looking for an adultier adult to do the adulting. 5:15 AM - 4 Mar 2016 15 7
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    Text - Ella Cerón Follow @ellaceron Nowhere in the ads for adulthood did they warn me about the existential breakdown I'd have choosing a shower curtain at West Elm. 7:10 PM - 4 Sep 2016 t10 86
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    Text - Nasty OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoShe Twitnt Follow Childhood: I can be anything I want to be when l grow up! Adulthood: Please someone just find me a job that doesn't make me wish for death 9:11 PM - 14 Sep 2016 734 1,631
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    Text - shut up, mike Follow @shutupmikeginn Being 28-2016: I'm not ready for a relationship 28-1816: I have 13 kids 28-1000BC: I lived a good life, thrice I ate a berry and once a pear 5:53 AM - 6 Mar 2016 t17,222 35,056
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    Text - Jason @NickMotown Follow I never saw it as a transition from "childhood" to "adulthood" It was more "don't owe money" to "owe money". 10:42 AM - 1 Sep 2016 t18 29
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    Text - Scott Zaleski Follow @ScottOnTheRocks Yesterday, an 11-year old in California graduated from College. Today, it took me, a 24-year old, three tries to spell 'restaurant. 5:45 PM - 24 May 2016 58 181
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    Text - spookmeister 3000 @ofmydisguise Follow u know ur gettin kinda old and becoming an adult when you sigh at teenagers 6:22 PM - 2 Mar 2016 t20 21
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    Text - kanye's bhole @bossy_bootz Follow 1987: can't wait to be an adult *5,000 loads of laundry & a ton of debt later How do I fake my own death? 2:04 PM 29 Jan 2016 t674 1,201
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    Text - Marissa Miller @MarissaMiller Follow adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies 5:12 AM 26 Feb 2016 31,256 t21,407
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    Text - Text - Tess Koman Follow @tessie_the_mess when i envisioned "living my best twentysomething life" i never thought it would involve so much canceling human plans to hang out with dogs 2:05 PM - 29 Jan 2016 298 170
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    Text - tina @tinatbh Follow Rmbr when u thought ppl in their 20s were adults..now we're all in our 20s just kinda fumbling around bumping into things looking for food 10:01 PM - 26 Jan 2016 t1,836 2,936
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    Text - Text - batkaren Follow @batkaren KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week 2:43 AM 17 Dec 2015 6,030 10,381
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    Text - Follow @PsychoticSass 21 "you're so young" 22 "you're so young" 23 "you're so young" 24 "you're so young" 25 "are you married? How's your career going?" 2:40 AM - 15 Dec 2015 167 422
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    Text - Text - Chez McCorvey Follow @CelebrityChez The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 1:54 AM - 9 Oct 2015 1,971 2,351
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    Text - pat tobin @tastefactory Follow When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult 2:24 AM - 18 Sep 2015 t15,428 23,093
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    Text - Text - shut up, mike Follow @shutupmikeginn Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari Age 20: maybe I'll get a BMW someday Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk 2:09 AM 9 Sep 2015 t7,273 12,507
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    Text - Text - James Pianka @jamespianka Follow Adulthood is eating the bruised part of the banana because you spent money and this is your goddamn banana 9:15 PM - 2 Sep 2015 Santa Fe Springs, CA, United States 142 212
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    Text - Dog - ((Nikki®))) Follow @nikkifaceful Being an adult 7:59 PM - 27 Aug 2015 726 860
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    Text - Text - Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher Follow How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great" 2:03 AM - 3 Apr 2015 5,896 8,805
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    Text - Text - Elizabeth Hackett Follow @LizHackett To child: The good news is that when you're a grownup, you can eat ice cream for dinner. The bad news is that it's because you're depressed. 3:31 AM - 27 Aug 2015 t1,763 2,526
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    Text - Text - Emily Emshoff @emilyemshoff Follow Not sure if I should be using anti-acne or anti-aging products. #adulting #twentysomethingprobs 4:24 AM-25 Aug 2015 9 3
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    Text - Text - College Student @CollegeStudent Follow I'm at that awkward age where half of my friends are getting married and having babies and the other half are too drunk to find their phones 11:56 PM 12 Jun 2015 t2,360 3,854
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    Text - Text - Fides Rossini Siena Follow @FIDESSIENA "I go back and forth between thinking have plenty of time, to thinking life is short. #TwentySomethingProbs" 1:42 AM - 2 May 2014 t1 4
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    Text - Text - Dylan @dyldonot Follow picks up crying baby] it's ok buddy, when you grow up you'll learn how to do this on the inside 10:38 PM - 28 Jan 2015 t10,527 11,858
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    Text - Text - Men's Humor Follow Humor @MensHumor So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff. 1:00 AM 6 Jun 2015 t1,523 1,595
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    Text - Text - Mary Charlene @lamEnidColeslaw Follow being an adult is exactly like a birthday party, except when the piñata breaks open it's full of bills & death 11:52 PM 31 May 2015 t1,470 2,046
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    Text - Text - Erica Follow @SCbchbum Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans. 6:56 PM -23 Feb 2015 2,541 4,068
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    Text - Text - shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Follow Funny how when I was a kid all I wanted was to be an adult, but now that I'm grown up all I want to do is lay face down on the carpet 6:02 AM - 23 Feb 2015 789 t477
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    Text - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 It's cute how I used to think this "barely-holding-it- together" feeling was temporary. 8:13 PM - 17 Feb 2015 29,008 40,111
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    Text - Text - tina Follow @tinatbh family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise 2:43 AM 2 Jan 2015 - 3,752 4,283
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    Text - Text - Robin McCauley Lynch Follow @RobinMcCauley Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back. 8:50 PM -20 Sep 2013 1,260 1,139
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    Text - Text - Violet Benson @Daddyissues Follow DADDY isSUES I'm an adult but more like an adult cat... Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own. 1:32 AM 24 Jan 2015 344 342
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    Text - Text - Bill Saucier Follow @B_Saucier Being in your 20s is like playing a video game where you skip the tutorial & you just sort of run around with no idea how anything works... 1:24 AM 3 Aug 2015 t14 10
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    Text - Text - SOCIAL LETTUCE @SOCIALLETTUCE_ Follow I've reached that awkward time in my life where people are having babies on purpose and not by accident. #TwentySomethingProbs 7:24 PM - 25 Jul 2014 26 31
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    Text - Text - Kevin Farzad Follow @KevinFarzad True mark of adulthood: instead of your parents scheduling your doctor's appointments, you just avoid going to the doctor & hope u don't die 5:49 PM - 27 Aug 2014 t4,857 5,982
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    Text - Text - Keri Bowman @Kerithbrooke May 25 Buying myself groceries for the week then promptly eating most of them in the next 24 hours. #adulting 17 2 7
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