(Our neighbor next door has his windows wide open and is talking really loudly on the phone) Mom: Hey! You know, private conversations are a lot like a penis, keep it to yourself! (Our neighbor closed his windows immediately) Me: I love you, Mom!
(Our neighbor next door has his windows wide open and is talking really loudly on the phone) Mom: Hey! You know, private conversations are a lot like a penis, keep it to yourself! (Our neighbor closed his windows immediately) Me: I love you, Mom!