21 Hissterical Cat Tweets to Start Your Week With Whiskered Joy

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    Jennifer Adcock, RPG Designer @JenKatWrites You know who doesn't get impostor syndrome? Cats. Not only does every cat know they're a cat, I think every cat believes firmly, with conviction, that they are the best possible cat, the prime example of a cat, the most cat a cat could be.
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Don't feel bad about not wanting to go out. You're an inside cat and it's not your fault.
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    yourshadowtwin People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.
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    not to victim blame but if my cat doesnt want me to nuzzle her soft little head with my nose then maybe she should stop being a perfect angel from heaven
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    spoopy niki @nicolaang I'm just a girl, standing in front of a cat, asking him where all my hair ties are.
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    Strawbs @HannKat me approaching my cat who is sleeping peacefully at 7pm: time for me to bother this animal my cat, having the exact same thought at 5am: meow meow
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    Roy @Roy_oh_Roy me: i'm sad come cuddle my cat: no can do homie, busy starin' at ghosts until it's time to yell at bugs i can't reach
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    Bet Praxis @b tpraxis I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat
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    Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser Vet: "Your cat is... Me: Vet: "A real bonkus chonkus, just a... {looks at chart} a real chonkster." Me: Vet: "I have heard of bok choy, but what we have got here is some sort of chonk boy." Me:
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    HELLOTEFI @hellotefi *** I may be smiling on the outside but I had to leave my cat at my apartment and cannot take her everywhere I go. u do not know this pain. I cannot even text her or call her. cruel
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    Cerys Ash Muir Mar 2 at 11:40pm.→ I wish I could tag my cat in cat memes and be like haha that's you.
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    strwbrrypulp 7h hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
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    Tweets of Cats @TweetsOfCats I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea
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    I sent my mom this photo of my yard not realizing the tiny Adirondack chair I got for my cat was in the frame and she thought it was a pregnancy announcement
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    love when cats are chatty. like h_I yeah mew mew dude what else you got to say
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    jea @420insidejob me: :( my cat: brrrrt? me: :)
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    cat sounds, rated mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10 purr: is there anything better? 10/10 silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10 mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight, you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10 AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny b rd screaming? 3/10 rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10 mrrrp:
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    earnestwoman i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat's beautiful little face wretchedcrone i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming
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    Marry a guy who says things like : - I'm proud of you, - I can't believe you're mine, -You're right. I was wrong, - You can do it, baby, - I don't know where this extra cat came from, but she fits in great and needs a lot of friends.
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    Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore Imagine if we didn't have cats and you could only see them in zoos. We'd go and be like "OMG there were these micropanthers in all different colors and they're beautiful and why can't I have one "But we DO get to have them and it's amazing! That's what I'm thankful for today.
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    new year, new lovitz @liljonlovitz totally unfair that dogs and cats are the only ones who get treat puzzle toys. i could absolutely be occupied by a puzzle that gives me a treat and i bet you could too

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