(text conversation with my mom) Mom: We are sitting on the porch watching the kitties. Me: Awww, are they cute? Mom: They are eating weed. They feel cute. Me: I hope you mean they are eating WEEDS, not weed. And if they FEEL cute and don't just LOOK cute, I worry that it's actually you that's eating weed. Mom: We share. Me: I'm sending this to crazythingsparentssay.com Mom: ...Maybe I should be censored.
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