Dog_Feelings Is Hilariously Taking Over Twitter (32 New Tweets)

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Apr 19, 2018 10:00 AM EDT

@Dog_Feelings is paw-ssibly one of the greatest Twitter pages we have come across... mainly because it's all about a dog's perspective and his daily routine. (We might be obsessed!) Anyways, what better way than to share our obsession than to share Funny Tweets with you! 

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  • 01
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings T HEARD. A KNOCKEM. AT THE DOOR. AND WHEN I INVESTIGATED. I DISCOVERED. A PACKAGE. JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR. I WILL PROTECT IT. UNTIL THE HUMAN. RETURNS
    via @dog_feelings
  • 02
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i have. BIG news. remember the package. from earlier. that i protected. so well? turns out. it waS FOR ME. ALL ALONG. i now have. a new stuffed fren. he has. a super long nose. little mouth horns. and tremendous. floppy ears. i will call him.. sebastian
    via @dog_feelings
  • 03
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i. have misplaced. my new stuffed fren. sebastian. this is not. a drill
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  • 04
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings ok. so it turns out. i was lying on him. this whole time. please set. the household alert level. back. to very light grey
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  • 05
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i was carrying. my stuffed fren. sebastian. around earlier. and his arm. fell off.. i kept him calm. while the human. performed surgery. i'm proud to announce. sebastian. is whole again. and doing wonderfully
    via @dog_feelings
  • 06
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings my best trick. is the sit. unless we're on hardwood. then iexcel. at the sit and slide. right now i'm working. on a new trick. it is. not taking. seven naps. in one day
    via @dog_feelings
  • 07
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i hear. a borking. in the distance. this means. i too. must bork. so that everyone knows. i heard. the initial borking. it's common courtesy
    via @dog_feelings
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  • 10
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings there is. another human here. cuddling close. on the couch. with my human. i. will forcibly. create a space. between them. for me
    via @dog_feelings
  • 11
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  • 12
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings THE GARAGE DOOR. IS OPENING. MY FEETS. ARE TIPPY TAPPIN. THE HUMAN. IS HOME. IT IS. ADVENTURE TIME
    via @dog_feelings
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  • 16
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. if a treat. is on the line. i'm asked. to sit.. one last good boy test but i'm usually. so excited. i can only do. several half sits. i think. those should count
    via @dog_feelings
  • 17
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human says. there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air
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  • 18
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  • 21
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings there's. a single chair. that the human told me. i'm not allowed on. why is it special? no idea. but of course. now i want to snooze on it. very bad.. i will slowly climb up. one limb at a time. and hopefully. no one will notice
    via @dog_feelings
  • 22
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. i let the human know. i need to go out. but then. i stand. in the doorway. and just. sniff the air. this. annoys the human
    via @dog_feelings
  • 23
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings let me tell you. about. my stuffed fren. sebastian.. he is. my sidekick pal. and i take him everywhere. he has the floppiest ears. and a long skinny snoot. his arm fell off once. but the human fixed it. he always agrees with me. unless i'm wrong. and without him. i'd be lost
    via @dog_feelings
  • 24
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob afternoon. my stuffed fren. sebastian. and i. are going to play in the leaves now. it should be. a grand time
    via @dog_feelings
  • 25
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human. is off. to do. whatever the human does. and i. am off. to try to fit. my entire foot. in my ear
    via @dog_feelings
  • 26
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings if you hear. a single bork. and then. absolute silence. that was me. testing the acoustics. of the household
    via @dog_feelings
  • 27
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  • 29
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i was playing. tug of war. with the human. and they scratched my ear. this distraction. was my downfall. and should be. against the law
    via @dog_feelings
  • 30
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i heard. something about. making resolutions. and although i'm perfect. i have a few: 4. more peanut butter b. increase. zoom efficiency 3. improve my sits 1. convince the human. i'm invisible 4. longer snoozles f. sticks 2. more peanut butter 7. further turn up. the love dial
    via @dog_feelings
  • 31
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  • 32
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings my ear. is inside out. and the human is not home to fix it. i have put the household. on alert level. dark grey.
    via @dog_feelings

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