Always Assume That Strangers Are Child Molesters
Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.
Like what you see? Follow our WhatsApp channel for more.
Trending Now
‘Now I sell by myself and make tons more money’: Friends try to hijack a homemade ice cream business by eating the inventory, inviting freeloaders, and cutting out the owner, forcing the real entrepreneur to take everything and leave
01
Manager blocks employee from getting a promotion, driving them to quit their job, years later same manager applies to a position in employee's new company: ‘I got her interview canceled’
02
Couple excitedly announces that they bought a home, distant cousin they haven't spoken to in years demands they let her stay in the guest room for free: ‘Some people only act like family when it’s convenient.’
03
Entitled neighbor demands resident to install fence surrounding front wall to selfishly protect her own garden:, resident refuses 'I don't want to!'
04
25+ Workers who were baffled by modern technology: 'He picked up the mouse and started to use it like a TV remote'
05