25 Hilarious Memes & Tweets That Roast HGTV To Death

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Ada Elder
Apr 19, 2018 6:00 PM EDT

Nobody watches reality TV for accuracy, but HGTV manages to take the privileged insanity to another level. This meme dump is for those of us who relate more to squatters than the "house hunters". 

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  • 01
    meme - Facial expression - HGTV BE LIKE I GLUE LEAVES BACK ON TREES IN THE FALL AND MY WIFE MAKES STILLETOS FOR CATS. OUR BUDGET IS 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS.
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
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    meme - Text - Amy Webb @amywebb [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm an artisanal pencil sharpener WIFE: And I vajazzle Laberdoodles HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil 10:47 PM - 20 Apr 2017
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 03
    meme - Product - "I don't like this wall color" Doesntunderstand how painting works HGIV
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 04
    meme - Text - Jared Fisher @jlfish26 HGTV should make College House Hunters. "Our pong table would look great here. I can really see myself passed out on these hardwood floors." 7/30/17, 8:35 PM
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
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    meme - Text - HGTVBE LIKE HUSBAND:IM A PROFESSIONALGUESS WHO PLAYER WIFE ANDIRESTORE USED NAPKINS PART-TIME OUR BUDGETIS15 MIL imgip.com
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 06
    meme - Photo caption - "Imeed space to entertain Only hosts one party onthe day cameras come back house hunters
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 07
    meme - Text - Me at age 10: why do adults like HGTV Me 10 years later: tile floors? with THOSE cabinets?? Ugh, you're killing me, Deborah!!!
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 08
    meme - Text - Josh M @JG_KB24fan [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: "I sell used 8-track tapes" WIFE: "And I hang potatoes in people's garages" HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 09
    meme - Internet meme - MY REALTOR WATCHES HGT HE WILL ONLY SHOW ME THREE HOMES AND I HAVE TO BUY ONE
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 10
    meme - Text - Jeremy Gibbens @afterglide House Hunters intro... HIM: I'm a hat critic for a blog. HER: I found a cigar box containing 2 gold coins HIM: Our budget is $1.4m
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
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    meme - Internet meme - IF YOUCOULD STOP MAKING PEOPLE THINK KITCHEN AND BATHROOM REMODELS ONLY TAKE3 DAYS THAT WOULD BE GREAT imgflip.com
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 12
    meme - Text - Laura Benanti BITCH PLEASE@LauraBenanti A show on HGTV called "YUCK!" where I walk through people's homes and point out things I don't like and then leave.
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 13
    meme - People - Couples on HGTV be like: "I'm an avid birdwatcher & my husband huffs paint for a living, our budget is $1.3 million
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 14
    meme - Text - Rob Fee Follow @robfee House Hunters: "We're looking for a spacious 9 bedroom beachfront home made of iPhones where Bjork will raise our kids. Our budget is $800."
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 15
    meme - Facial expression - HGTV COUPLES BE LIKE IWALK IGUANAS AND MY WIFE SELLS UMBRELLA INSURANCE FROM HOME, OUR BUDGET IS 2:1 MILLION genergto
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 16
    meme - Text - tumblr. thenameisaubs House Hunters Couple: I need a heated pool, an elevator, a place for my dragon, 3 stories, and an indoor water park in the living room. Real Estate agent: ... .and the budget? Couple: $100 dollars a month
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 17
    meme - Photo caption - Watching HGTV. Husband is a rubber band collector. Wife irons napkins. Budget: 2.4 Million. 4/1/18, 00:31
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 18
    meme - Text - Valerie Follow @ValeeGrri [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K RETWEETS LIKES 32,396 92,864 - 19 Apr 2017 3:06 PM 572 132K 93K
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
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    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
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    meme - Text - Every show on HGTV] couple: we have a budget of $100,000 host: oh fantastic. here is a nice fixer upper for $4,000,000 One time I accidentally watched HGTV for 11 straight hours.
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 21
    meme - Text - watching hgtv realtor: and now we have and OPEN CONCEPT MAIN FLOOR home owners: *orgasmic moaning* #hgtv #love it or list it
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 22
    meme - Text - every real estate show with a hetero couple okay but what about my MAN CAVE? man: woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband's clothes? ha ha ha
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 23
    meme - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 "House Hunters" should be called "Couples Realizing They Should See Other People." 12:44 PM-8 Jan 2014 7,936 Retweets 13,653 Likes
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 24
    meme - Text - Couple on House Hunters Couple: This house is everything have ever dreamed of. It's $75,000 under budget, in a beautiful neighborhood, to work, and located in a fantastic we a reasonable commute time school district. Couple but it doesn't have stainless steel appliances $3,000 for those appliances we're gonna pick the house that is over budget by $50,000, has fewer and smaller rooms, longer commute, noisy neighborhood with rude neighbors, all because it already has stainless steel
    via HaveYouSeenThatOneThing
  • 25
    meme - Text - Elizabeth Miller @Elizabazinga [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a Dorito artist WIFE: And I restore used napkins part time HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil 11:14 AM - 20 Apr 2017
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