Felt So Fly, Too

Don't assume when you park your car under a tree with the windows open that a bird will not poop on your seat. You will sit in it and will walk around the store for about 20 minutes before some creepy old dude tells you you have bird poop on your butt. Also, you'll be a little depressed because now you know everyone wasn't checking out your nice booty, they were secretly laughing at you. #LFMF