Zombie Robot WIN

'I... start calling in absent "just in case"': Employee calls in absent for work every single day for 11 years after bosses scold them for being 22 seconds late 1

'Orders were backed up. Trucks were waiting… New Manager is almost in tears': New hire tells long-term employee that he should come in "on time," employee watches as warehouse melts down 2

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 3

'They did what every company would with recorded lines: they pulled the calls': Call center worker hangs up on caller repeatedly, bosses back them up 4

'His old workplace suddenly had a lot of vacancies': Construction CEO replaces company leader for his work performance, leader poaches CEO's employees for his own new business 5

'One guy [complained] that his coworker was mimicking his get up [...] said that it's identity theft': 20+ ridiculous complaints as told by HR 6

'His story didn't add up': Lawyer "Uno Reverses" client after he tries to throw him under the bus 1

'I might get fired and I don't really care': Employee claps back at customer who throws $1 in quarters at his face, shop owner throws out GMs write-up 2

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 3

'Orders were backed up. Trucks were waiting… New Manager is almost in tears': New hire tells long-term employee that he should come in "on time," employee watches as warehouse melts down 4

'Who you are on graduation day is absolutely not who you will become': 10+ cringeworthy high school reunion stories 5

'His old workplace suddenly had a lot of vacancies': Construction CEO replaces company leader for his work performance, leader poaches CEO's employees for his own new business 6