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Self-indulgent parents name daughter Pennsylvania, flip out when she changes it and keeps it a secret for 5 years: 'My parents insisted that everybody was to call me by my full name' 3

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'I said no!': Stepdaughter Refuses to Let Stepfather Walk Her Down the Aisle, Mother Intervenes, Resulting in Heated Family Dispute 6

Time to nap 1

Shook 2

Nice and lorge 3

Being a cat is hard work 4

I made this 5

Totally yours 6