Eventually they'll wander off and become someone else's problem.
Near the full moon my baby starts growing claws should i clip them??
It's easier to focus on being condescending without all that noise.
The whole world is your megaphone now.
At the end of the day the only thing I'd be able to name my baby (cat) is "Soy Wasabi Triscuits."
I had to get the stains off him somehow!
Enjoy watching your back for the rest of your life, Mom.