Truthful Tweets About Parenting

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Eventually they'll wander off and become someone else's problem.

Via Sammy Rhodes
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Near the full moon my baby starts growing claws should i clip them??

Via Hanni
03

It's easier to focus on being condescending without all that noise.

Via Sarah Thyre
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Effective problem-solving.

Via Paper Wash
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The whole world is your megaphone now.

Via Jenny Pentland
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It must be genetics.

Via Danny Zuker
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Then I'm sold!

Via Jay Skarlow
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At the end of the day the only thing I'd be able to name my baby (cat) is "Soy Wasabi Triscuits."

Via Brian Gaar
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I had to get the stains off him somehow!

Via Elizabeth Tippet
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Enjoy watching your back for the rest of your life, Mom.

Via Gloria Fallon

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