Truthful Tweets About Parenting

Being a parent can be rough. Luckily, because of sites like Twitter, we can all share and appreciate the frustration, fun, and super grossness of parenthood.

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Eventually they'll wander off and become someone else's problem.

Via Sammy Rhodes
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2

Near the full moon my baby starts growing claws should i clip them??

Via Hanni
3

It's easier to focus on being condescending without all that noise.

Via Sarah Thyre
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Effective problem-solving.

Via Paper Wash
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5

The whole world is your megaphone now.

Via Jenny Pentland
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It must be genetics.

Via Danny Zuker
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Then I'm sold!

Via Jay Skarlow
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At the end of the day the only thing I'd be able to name my baby (cat) is "Soy Wasabi Triscuits."

Via Brian Gaar
9

I had to get the stains off him somehow!

Via Elizabeth Tippet
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Enjoy watching your back for the rest of your life, Mom.

Via Gloria Fallon

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