Being a Dog Rules

'I'm not cutting grandma off for a stepsister I didn't ask for': Dad chooses 16-year-old step-daughter over his 17-year-old son, asks him to cut off his grandmother because she didn't get stepdaughter as many Christmas presents last year 1

27 Baffling Design Choices Found in the Wild (December 8, 2024) 2

Brother unilaterally declares he's hosting Christmas lunch after agreeing with his sibling to meet in the middle, forcing them to drive 6 hours for the holiday meal, they refuse: ‘He didn't want to deal with traffic' 3

Mom of a 4-month-old bans her mother-in-law from taking care of the baby unattended after she puts sugary cereal in her son's bottle: 'She called me controlling, a helicopter parent, a bad parent, etc.' 4

22-year-old brother complains that 7-year-old sister is closer to their teenage cousin than him, dad reprimands him for not bonding with her: 'I snapped and told him these were the consequences of his actions' 5

Employee saves company $1.5 million per year, gets laid off within months: 'Instead of getting a thanks or a bonus' 6

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A Meowment Of Clarity 2

I Hope This Email Finds You and Finish the Job! 3

Parents miss daughter's wedding while taking their 21-year-old son to a theme park, bride tells tells family and friends what they did: 'She never paid attention' 4

40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 7, 2024) 5

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