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Grandma invites family for dinner at 6 PM but doesn't serve food until 9 PM, gets offended when daughter-in-law starts refusing invitation because of toddler daughter's bedtime: 'She thinks it's outrageous that I keep my daughter on a schedule' 1

Mom forces 14-year-old son to pay for family pizza after he eats everyone's food: 'My son's reasoning is that he doesn't work' 2

Landlord threatens tenants with illegal new contract, tenant reads the fine print: 'You should've read the fine print before you signed it' 3

Tradwife stay-at-home mom berates her brother for being a stay-at-home dad to his 2 kids, insists that he babysit her 5 kids: '[Our mom] suggested that I could be a positive influence on my sister's kids so they'd grow up being less judgmental' 4

'[I said] "Okay, I’ll go get another job elsewhere then" and quit immediately': 20+ Entitled bosses who got on their employees' last nerves 5

Client says contractors are working "too fast" demand they work slower, making project cost four times more: '$200,000 for a job that should have realistically only been worth about $45,000' 6

Witch is the absolute truth. 1

Fatigued Feline Philosophy 2

A housecat's work is never done 3

23 Coo-Coo Cat Memes That Can Kick Out Normie Sadness so You Can Embrace Cat Coo-Cooness 4

Send help right meow! 5

Fatigued Feline Philosophy 6