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We've talked plenty about identifying a Sketchy Santa this season, but there are much more subtle ways to tell if you're dealing with a full-on creeper this holiday season. The key, as always, is in the eyes. Does Santa look partially glazed over, drunk on his own "Special Eggnog"? Is he perhaps a little bit too curious about the child sitting in his lap? The eyes are the window to the sketchy soul, keep that in mind this season!

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