The Surname That Keeps On Giving
If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop
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14-year-old ignores her 17-year-old sister after she starts calling her "her brother" because the younger sister likes to work on cars with her older sister's boyfriend: 'She started yelling and accusing me of trying to steal her boyfriend'
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‘She sent me to the ER the first time they visited. She is not allowed in our house’: Disrespectful houseguests keep smuggling dairy into sister-in-law's allergy-safe home, forcing homeowner to demand TSA-style baggage checks - Update
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Mom spends son's college tuition money, promises to pay him back as long as he doesn't tell dad: ‘For four years I thanked him for the money while I took out loans’
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Employee takes 35% pay cut in favor of hybrid work, finds out on day 1 that no remote work is allowed before 90 days: 'I quit after one day'
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Employee leaves his 7 and 10-year-old kids at warehouse, expecting contractor to babysit them without asking him to do so: 'I immediately call him and tell him to take them with you or I call DCFS'
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