The Other Arm Definitely Isn't Broken

When walking an amazingly fit girl with a broken arm back to her chalet who you've spent all evening with; when she says she would invite you in but her arm is too sore, don't reply 'it's okay you can go on top!'. She will slap you across the face and it'll hurt. #LFMF
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