While on an airplane you spot a really cute guy. Plan: walk down the aisle, fall in his lap, and ask if you can ride out the turbulance. problem:you didn't double check where he was sitting. end result: you fell into the lap of the guy BEHIND him. the guy turns out to be 80 years old and will be very happy to have you sit there. the guy you intended to land on will laugh at you, along with all his friends. you will spend the rest of the flight wanting to die. #LFMF