Neighborly
Out neighbor has kindly agreed to take over our budget deficit. This will relocate its credit rating somewhere between Mozambique and Panama
In exchange we have agreed to allow them a third colour on their flag (as long as it's not blue)
(Stephen Harper and Barack Obama)
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