18 Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh Last Week (May 7th 2018)

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    Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: When will our dog get tall? Me: He's done growing. He'll always be short. 5: But he can't ride roller coasters. 7:13 AM -3 May 2018 373 Retweets 4,634 Likes
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    Dog - Paul Bronks Follow @BoringEnormous *wife from the kitchen* "I hope you haven't spent your months wages on something expensive and unnecessary again" Me:
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    Text - Jon Follow @ArfMeasures [Getting a lap dance] Stripper: You're making this really difficult Me: I am not moving the cat 7:13 AM - 30 Apr 2018 498 Retweets 2,079 Likes
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix Follow @moooo0og35 Baby giraffes and horses can walk just minutes after they're born. My kids are teens and can't pour milk without spilling it. 2:55 AM - 3 May 2018 33 Retweets 241 Likes
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    Canidae - Captain Follow @Duck_Sparrow When I was in Mexico I saw a little sombrero and a little saddle and I knew I had to buy them for this reason 12:54 PM - 5 May 2018 35,470 Retweets 132,413 Likes
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    Cat - Ash Warner Follow @Als Boy "ALRIGHT I'VE DEALT WITH THE HULK AND JAWS WHO ELSE WANTS SOME" 11:35 AM - 3 May 2018
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    Text - BROWN SUGAR Follow @korenarebecca He's really killing it with the poses. It's over for all you IG models. Golden Retrievers @RetrieverPics Enjoying the great outdoors 0:32 5:41 AM - 2 May 2018 152,138 Retweets 410,706 Likes
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    Text - beth mccoll Follow @imteddybless my mum: why is your bed soaking wet me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee 4:13 PM - 15 Apr 2018 288 Retweets 2,237 Likes
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    Product - Arun Karra Follow @arunkarra me after the smallest inconvenience 9:59 AM - 24 Apr 2018 189,635 Retweets 447,815 Likes וונהll,/ ill
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    Canidae - Follow @jegan_mones You howl all you want Charleston, honey Hello, Neighbors! My name is Charleston Chew and I'm very sorry for my howling. I'm an old man now, with cataracts, and sometimes I get real scared because I can't see where I am and can't find my mom. AS 1 get used to my new place, I will start to settle down. Thanks for being patient with me. I don't mean to be such a pain. Charleston Chew Pug Apt 502 12:41 PM -30 Apr 2018 118,932 Retweets 441,312 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes Scientist 1: I've done it Scientist 2: whoa, incredible [later at press conference] Scientist 1 [defensively]: how is a sombrero for a spider not useful 8:57 PM - 1 May 2018 299 Retweets 1,530 Likes
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    Text - Josh Follow @iwearaonesie wife: Why would you bring a dog to an interview? me: Why wouldn't you bring a dog to an interview? 8:44 PM -3 May 2018 163 Retweets 583 Likes
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    Text - John Darby Follow @mrjohndarby me: doctor, i've been having weird hallucinations my dog: i see 6:40 AM - 2 May 2018 463 Retweets 1,756 Likes
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    Ash Warner Follow @Als Boy This swan looks like it showed up at his ex's wedding and security threw him out 11:59 AM -30 Apr 2018 19 Retweets 78 Likes
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    Text - nick denbow Follow @nickdenbow11 cinematic parallels THINGS ARE GONNA GET HAIRY! MARVEL 3:16 PM - 18 Apr 2018 570 Retweets 2,240 Likes
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    Text - leon Follow @leyawn scientist (shows me photo of a raccoon eating garbage): please identify the animal in this picture me: big mood scientist (to soldier): tase him again 9:39 AM - 23 Mar 2018 13,996 Retweets 38,210 Likes
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    Text - Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson Follow @MaraWilson I tried to say golden retriever into voice command and came out with "Goldmine Trevor" if anyone named Trevor needs a glam rock name 11:45 AM -30 Apr 2018 33 Retweets 575 Likes
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    Bird - kelsey lewin Follow @kelslewin I think this means my bird just asked me to marry him 2:57 PM - 4 May 2018
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