Booze News: How Do You Smuggle 2 Kg Of Cocaine? Eat It!
A 44-year-old British man was arrested in Sao Paulo, Brazil, trying to smuggle more than 2 kg of cocaine in his stomach. He got the police's attention when information on his two passports didn't match up, and x-rays showed he had 89 capsules of the stuff inside him, worth a total of £286,000 (over $440,000).
Check the source link for a picture of the x-ray, but be warned: it's not pretty.