NOW MOP UP THE FLOOR!

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2024) 1

Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it' 2

Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start' 3

27 Witty Memes to Send to Your Therapist and Have Them Laughing At Your Dark Sense of Humor This Week (November 22, 2024) 4

Dad protests when parents babysit his sister's 6-year-old and 2-year-old weekly, but refuse to watch his kids more than twice a year: 'They are enjoying life and burning all their money' 5

17-year-old refuses to spend Thanksgiving with her mom and her new boyfriend, mom calls her selfish and disrespectful: 'Spending Thanksgiving with a man I barely know and his children is not my ideal scenario' 6

MY hooman? 1

Classic Crazy Cat Cuteness 2

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (November 22, 2024) 3

Be a Silly Cat, Hooman 4

25 Funnies of Both Cute Kittens and Furious Felines to Embrace Our Pawrenting Path 5

Willpower? No thank you. I'm a foodie feline. 6