23 Brilliantly Weird Memes From Obvious Plant

Author image for Ada Elder
Ada Elder
May 11, 2018 12:00 PM EDT

Jeff Wysanki has been making real-life memes since 2015. His project Obvious Plant started on Tumblr, but his photoshopped creations (tongue-in-cheek package parodies, wanted signs and more) became such a hit that he moved to Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. All of these pages are followed by thousands of people, and it's not hard to see why. His work is the perfect combination of smart, funny and bizarre. May he never run out of inspiration.

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    Text - Unsuccessful People Successful People Compliment Have a sense of gratitude Are born rich Know karate Own some falcons Eat money Have a genie lamp Brag Wear several top hats at once Bribe Congress Watch anime Are named Dave Own a velcro wallet Cry on the bus Talk to pigeons Drink the fluid that is in Glade Plug-Ins Hate Seinfeld Whittle Pronounce GIF as "JIFF" Eat uncooked hot dogs over the sink for dinner obvious plant
    via Obvious Plant
  • 02
    Gadget - The all-new SAMSUNG 100% Anxiety Square 12:45 Mon, July 18 300+ soUrces of anxiety! -Talk to people! -Read the news! -Get notifications! -Social media! -ls this thing giving me cancer? -Selfies! -Pics of your ex! -AND MORE! Ask an associate for more info. Yes, we know it is technically a rectangle, but Anxiety Square sounds better than Anxiety Rectangle so just get over it, okay? obvious plant
    via Obvious Plant
  • 03
    Text - Small Talk: Dos and Don'ts obvious plant DO... DON'T... Quietly whisper "shut the f**k up" whenever they are talking Keep things light Ask Ask if they will be questions your new mommy Make dolphin noises. Seriously? Dolphin noises? WTF is wrong with you? Make eye contact Talk about your Beanie Babies. Find a No one wants to hear about your stupid Beanie Babies. common interest
    via Obvious Plant
  • 04
    Egg-Land's Worst "Weird, lumpy eggs!" FARM FRESH BEALINTY NEGG-LAND'S NoW! Stays Fresher Longer ORRON WORST EXCELLENT SOURCE OF... Vitamins D B12 E 12 GRADE A F AOTEL PRODUC ARGE GOOD SOURCE OF... Vitamins B2 B5 PLUS-115mg Omega 3 25% Less Saturated Fat PER FCG than Regular Eggs NET HE TEAR Fed Hens 2014 -ETIOACTS CON Save $0.50 on a 12-pack at participating stores obvious plant ONLINE COUPON
    via Obvious Plant
  • 05
    Cuisine - Regional Pizzas Chicago Philly New York Deep dish smothered in mafia bribes Thick and square, just like the people who live there Thin crust topped with cheese St. Louis Terrible crust covered with shame. Awful, but locals pretend to like it Detroit California American tire covered in cheese On fire. Boston Ohio Valley Texas A plate of tacos They followed the wrong recipe and are too stubborn to admit it's not pizza. Square crust topped with the tears of whoever made it An old boot cov
    via Obvious Plant
  • 06
    Poster - Send your children to... THE SCORPION PITS! Great exercise! Teaches discipline! Cheaper than daycare! Over 10,000 square feet of perilous adventure! obvious plant Conveniently located in the barren salt flats on the outskirts of town! The Scorpion Pits are not liable for child injury or death.
    via Obvious Plant
  • 07
    Drink - BEST RAINY DAY ACTIVITIES Staying in bed Reading a book Standing motionless in a haunted cemetery Coffee obvious plant
    via Obvious Plant
  • 08
    Food - 329 Conp CHUNK Complell KY Cmple CLA KEN ODLE Campbells. CHUNKY YOGURT UN FURO ompboll CHUNKY KY RAD12B ONENT PROTEIN PER CAN French Vanilla With peas and carrols UCKE 2 CrUKY PHKY LAY
    via Obvious Plant
  • 09
    Text - 5 Ways to Get Him to Notice You 1. Corn dog costume 2. Melting face 3. Snakes for arms 4. Give him -thank a bee 5. Shirt that says LONELY "lonely" on it obvious plant
    via Obvious Plant
  • 10
    Text - If a cat licks you that means it's checking to see if you are ready to eat! Head butts are a sign of closeness. If your cat head butts you, it means you have been accepted as a loyal slave & must do its bidding for eternity
    via Obvious Plant
  • 11
    Text - KNOCK KNOCK! obvious plant Who's there? Constance! Constance who?, The Constance, nagging feeling that our existence is meaningless and everything we accomplish will inevitably be erased by the terrifying vastness of time and space! НА! НА! HA! HA! HA! НА!
    via Obvious Plant
  • 12
    Coffee - "I'll have my Starbucks coffee..." Tall small Grande =medium Venti large Goth =black Angry =yelled at by an old man Scary =filled with spiders Flat =served in a puddle on the floor Dope Darude's Sandstorm starts playing when you take the first sip obvious plant SPEAK THE STARBUCKS WAY!
    via Obvious Plant
  • 13
    Facial expression - "Wake me at 6 am scream into the amazon Void VOI -Not helpful -Solves nothing -АННННННН! -BUY IT -GRAHHHGghGHG -BUY! BUY! BUY! obvious plant void
    via Obvious Plant
  • 14
    Text - Where is my milk from?? obvious plant BV MAR AE80 12:55 Y 49 Code Location Code Location Location Code Goodwill donation Alabama Alaska An old goat named Brenda The moon Some raccoons Hell The year 1965 A generous centaur Mountain cave THIS IS NOT MILK The Calcium Wizard Fertile dolphin Narnia Stolen from Jeff Goldblum's fridge A swirling portal of untold evil Steven ?????? The last tiger in India Fell off a truck Enchanted cow forest A haunted well Kentucky Leftover from someone's cereal
    via Obvious Plant
  • 15
    Magazine - 499 MONOPOLY 249 4.99 MONOPOLY BONUS Club Pric 199 Game Ticket eady 3rahams "Smashy mashy" Oovicus plang Honey 2 99 2 99 lla Obvious Plant Patriarchies Smash each cookie before eating! Smash. Smash. Smash. NET WT 8.5 OZ (240g)
    via Obvious Plant
  • 16
    Coca-cola - TODAY ONLY! FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK TO ANYONE WHO PROVIDES PROOF OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION Shell obvious plant CocacaCla
    via Obvious Plant
  • 17
    Natural foods - MORE REASONS TO EAT FRUIT! Cherries help calm your nervous system Grapes relax your blood vessels Peaches ward off evil spirits Apples scream when you eat them Watermelons are Oranges make you impervious to fire full of centipedes! Strawberries help fill that gaping hole of emptiness inside you Bananas make pancakes seem healthy Pineapples give you dark powers Blueberries are nature's Gushers Mangos fill up your mouth so you can't talk - SHUT UP FOR ONE Egg is egg! obvious plant
    via Obvious Plant
  • 18
    Poster - FEELING LOST? SEARCHING FOR PURPOSE? obvious plant JOIN THE SKELETON HORDES! Friends. Family. Belonging. Find it all in THE HORDE!
    via Obvious Plant
  • 19
    Text - Where is my milk from?? obvious plant BW MAR A880 55 Y 49 1 2 Code Location Code Location Location Code ?????? The last tiger in India Fell off a truck Enchanted cow forest A haunted well Kentucky Leftover from someone's cereal Wolves IHOP kitchen Some almonds Mopped up from the factory floor A gross waterfall Mr. Milk Boy Man Whales Goodwill donation Alabama Alaska An old goat named Brenda The moon Some raccoons Hell The year 1965 A generous centaur Mountain cave THIS IS NOT MILK The Cal
    via Obvious Plant
  • 20
    Advertising - "I like hoarding Doppel-ta all the good cookies for myself" obvious plant NEAL A e yt Clu 1S Grah 299 NOT ACTUALLY Trefoils Thin Mints hidden in a Trefoil box Trick your family! NET WT 8.5 OZ (240g
    via Obvious Plant
  • 21
    Text - Age-Appropriate CHORES 2-3 YEARS 4-5 YEARS -Make bed -Change spark plugs -Rub mommy's feet -Set and check bear traps -Clean the panic room -Be quiet for several hours -Pick up toys -Give daddy a haircut -File the taxes -Chainsaw the trees and bushes 9-11 YEARS 6-8 YEARS -Bathe grandpa -Re-shingle the roof -Scrub the kitchen and if you miss one spot SO HELP ME GOD you're starting -Dust the driveway -Mop the dog -Drive siblings to school -Wasp nest removal -Take trash and throw it on neighb
    via Obvious Plant
  • 22
    Text - 5 Ways to Get Him to Notice You 1. Corn dog costume 2. Melting face 3. Snakes for arms 4. Give him -thank a bee 5. Shirt that says LONELY "lonely" on it obvious plant
    via Obvious Plant
  • 23
    Facial expression - MOMMY & ME GOTH MAKEOVERS 25% OFF! The perfect Mother's Day gift! See store for details! obvious plant KATY SALON 2505 South Hampton Los Angeles, CA 90039
    via Obvious Plant

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

obvious twitter tumblr Memes facebook obvious plant funny
Scroll Down For The Next Article